fine fine...
Due to 'overwhelming' requests for an extension, the second leg of the seemingly failed competition of mine has been extended, till I have gotten at least 5 entries. This will be made a 'sticky' in the cheesy manner that Liz uses, but is somehow affective. Again, the criteria is to write a poem, using the below words:
Potato
Sandwich
Orgasm
Sociopath
Undulating
Cleavage
Naked
Shoebox
The poem does not need to follow any format, but must either be witty, funny, amusing, or appealing to the eyes. Anything that is an affront to my sense of humor shall be dispatched with utmost acidic sarcasm. This is worth 4 points for the top 2, 2 for all other entries. You have until I lose my patience again. Or until I forget.
Meh.
5 comments:
haha! You curi my idea!
Well ... it IS pretty cheesy, but nonetheless effective. :P
Kudos to me!
I'll join when I get, uh, inspiration, okie?
You dumb shit, your set your blog to year 2006, I think. Year 2006, 17th Oct is a Tuesday. For awhile there I was thinking ... Today is the 17th on a Monday but you posted it on a TUESDAY? You finally got Einstein's theory of time and space. But would this be the first place you would apply your newfound knowledge to @_@ ?
meh. it's to make it a sticky la. this is a cheesy method, but it's the most usable. meh.
And so goes my official entry in your not-so-official competition.
Of life & DotA
Tis uninspiring, really.
Subsisting on potato bread, brand name : Sweety
what am i saying, i hear you asking.
Well people, welcome to the world of Dotaing..
College schedule is haywire,
Many long breaks; such is my quagmire.
While i sandwich Dota in between classes,
i only hope my results are more than passes..
To Dota many respond negatively,
Most resort to sarcasm..
But seriously, pawning heroes, crushing them imperiously?
The feeling it gives.. ah.. close to orgasm.
Dota : an interesting paradox.
On one hand, it unites all who agree Dota rawkx.
On the other hand, it may create a sociopath;
Who'd befriend the guy that says : "Playing Dota, forgot to take bath"??
The world is so much more exciting,
when everyone you know is playing..
A happy wave, undulating..
Hey, that reminds me of Morphling..
Of course, there are other joys in life.
Like seeing the cleavage of the girlfriend of Cloud Strife.
Dota by far isn't as perverse,
Except if you secretly harbor feelings for Lina Inverse..
Naked thoughts aside,
Let Dota take you for a ride.
It'll create an appetite so insatiable,
you'd find it hard to think stable..
Anyway, all you people who are orthodox,
Free your mind from that shoebox..
For there will always be people who practice Dotaism,
And "if you can't beat 'em, you might as well join 'em!"..
xD
i want Coffee Bean... (all HELP has is Starbucks.. or maybe i'm just too blur to have noticed a Coffee Bean somewhere around ^.^)
You're from HELP too ? ... Lets meet up at Maxis or LAN corner or HP Towers Cafe sometime. HELP has nothing but YAM CHA for entertainment
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