weather report

A find and dandy evening ladies and gentlemen, quicksilverlining reporting to you live from the Middle of Nowhere. And behind me is the map forecasting emotional weather for the next two weeks.

For tomorrow, showers are expecting in the early morning to late everning, leading up to a potentially damaging hailstorm towards the night. People with fragile emotions or sensitive tendencies are adivsed to stay clear of the area. Any and all fragile emotional property should be kept protected under sturdy objects of affection.

Similar weather conditions are expected to continue well into the next week, with occasional bursts of sunshine at random intervals during the day. Expect quiet and cloudy nights for most nights. There is a high risk of thunderstorms on Saturday evening, otherwise, all should be clear.

Next week is expected to bring all round moody weather, with interspersed drizzling and the light but long hailstorm. Evenings expected to bring about breezy but humid conditions, possibly with cold dark mornings the following day.

This weather forcast has been prefixed with the heavens and due to happen with much accuracy in the time span noted. Brought to you by quicksilverlining. Signing out with the traditional poem of nonsensicalness!

Rain in My Life

The day was bright and sunny
and all was going well
Everything was just blimey
But the rain on my parade was hell.

The afternoon was perfect
sitting with my pals in the shade
But the storm came into suspect
And my friends began to fade.

The evening was just bracing
cooling breeze was there
Dropping water hastened
I have no life anywhere.