simple...
...pleasures. Because some evil assassin rabbit chomped me.
10. Retail therapy. Nothing better than buying un-needful and most scandalously impractical toys like wireless mouse-es and cameras and handphones and mp3 players and... Boys' toys, essentially.
9. Chocolate. Because good chocolate is STILL better than sex. Of course, if your idea of good chocolate are like, Smarties, God help you.
8. Classical music. Because there is no way you can play the 5th Symphony on your lonesome and make it sound remotely fun. So you get OTHER people to do it for you.
7. Live theater. Like TV, but 3D.
6. Preprepared curry pastes. Ever tried grinding and frying your own? Neither have I.
5. Remote controls. Perfect for the time you want to change channels away from all that annoying ball kicking.
4. Quilts. You can never have enough quilts in this weather. NEVER!
3. Potatoes. Carb-laden packets of sin they may be, but nothing beats a well prepared potato salad, or potato mash, or baked potatoes with mayonnaise and bacon bits. Mmm.
2. Overpriced gourmet coffee outlets. Can you say free internet? Ahahah!
1. Public benches. Good for resting an overstretched bottom, tying shoe laces, sleeping on, making out on, reading on, and the list goes on...
5 comments:
Ooo. Trust me, you don't want the Bunny Assasian (BA) to actually chomp you. It's not good for future...procreation.
Nice list btw. Original...
Remote controls. Perfect for the time you want to change channels away from all that annoying ball kicking.
Heyyyy! Ball kicking is not that annoying. And I mean that in both the figurative and er, literal senses.
You should have put potatoes at number one.
ack. chomping bunny assassin. argh.
what would YOU know about having balls kciked, eh?
potayto potahto.
meh.
Sex helps you lose weight. Chocolate makes you gain weight.
Therefore, sex will always be better than chococolate*.
*Opinion may or may not change next month when I'm off my diet.
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