not serious...

Decided to do a guys' girls-must-have list. Not particularly good, but I'm insanely stupid at this point, so it might somewhat make sense. Meh.

1. Males are designed to notice the innate beauty in things. Did you have a problem when we ogled you?

2. Stop gushing over those "hunky actors". Brad Pitt ain't that good looking.

3. If you wore more, erm, interesting, things, we'd probably treat you more, erm, interestingly.

4. Guys forget things. Including birthdays, anniversaries, and the like. You ARE dating a guy, no?

5. We think about you a lot. Just not all the time.

6. Sometimes, we also wait for your calls.

7. Guys don't take hints that well, at that.

8. We prefer NOT to be jealous. Likewise, we'd prefer it if you wouldn't either.

9. What's so funny about a limp guy?

10. Guys have short attention spans. Be late too often and we might conveniently forget we were on a date.

11. We tend to like your eyes, just not touching them.

12. If we take longer to get ready than you do, maybe it's a sign you aren't dressing up as much as we like.

13. We laugh at all sorts of things. Including ridiculous things.

14. When you ask if that dress makes your butt look fat, what do you REALLY want to hear? Thought as much.

15. Sometimes, we just need hangout time with our friends. Just like you do with yours.

16. If you start an argument, do not be surprised if we don't say anything. The alternative is much worse.

17. Sometimes, we take preferences on Mom over you. Please try to understand.

18. If we don't reply, it doesn't mean we didn't hear you.

19. You have more than enough clothes and shoes.

20. We have an excuse for avoiding you once a month, at least.

21. We believe that you are more than capable for opening that door and lowering that toilet seat yourself.

22. We love surprises, too.

23. We like to be kissed. Period.

24. We like it if you can wake up earlier and make us breakfast. Unless you can't cook, in which case we'd rather we did the cooking.

25. Our underwear choices should not matter to you, only what's UNDER the underwear.

26. Shaving is usually a good idea. Hairy legs on a girl be scary.

27. It takes a long period of cultivation for us to get our rooms the way they are. Asking us to uproot everything for your one hour visit is a bit much.

28. Even though we avoid you during those times of the month, we care for you. It's just that we care for ourselves, too.

29. The male ego is a fragile thing. Take care of it.

30. When we say no, we usually mean no.

31. When we're in love with someone, usually the dressing does not play a significant enough part for you to be obsessed about it.

32. Guys have certain needs that you may not always be willing to fulfill.

33. Girls that you can be friends with and make love to are REALLY great.

34. Stop comparing us to your numerous ex-es.

35. We forget. Forgiveness is key to any relationship.

36. Sometimes we want more than a cuddle.

37. Guys tend to be outspoken.

38. Guy says nothing = something is wrong.

39. When we say we can't dance, we usually can't. *see 29*.

40. Just because a guy doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean he wasn't waiting.

41. We don't have to spend a lot. We usually mean that more than what we spend.

42. You don't have to say anything. We know you love us.

43. If you lie to us, we won't mind. In fact, it's a perfectly valid excuse for us to start lying, too.

44. When guys get together, we have fun. Our buddies won't know anything much about you, unless it's about the sex.

Sigh. No brain mass to process this crap.