junk food?

Of all things to talk about, why junk food? Aih. The things some guys will do for their girls, lolz. Actually, it's more like my fault, not posting for so long. It's inevitable that Evon would feel the need to compel her guy back on track. Yup. Mwahaha. This is not gonna be too interesting a post, cuz I'm not hungry at all.

Let's start with what junk food I had today. Hmm. Had a Cadbury bar, strawberry. Wait, that's not junk food. That's ambrosia. Hmm. Okay. Besides that, I had a peanut candy thingy with highly burnt/caramelised sugar. That's all. Okay. Done.

Now for junk food that I hate. Prawn crackers that taste like prawns and fish crackers that taste like fish. Anything durian related. Err, what else? Oh, don't like overly sweet stuff. Like pure sugar. Hate that. Used to like squid strips, especially those dried ones, but the fishiness put me off. So I don't like it anymore.

I like chips, like crisps. Pringles is good, with that potato headed guy on the can. Too salty though sometimes. It's hell to eat with an ulcer. Like being orally raped, but without the, nevermind. What else? Oh, I can appreciate a good ice cream anyday, but it's not helping much in getting a girlishly slim figure. Oh, screw it. I like honey, pure unadulterater honey. Like the honey sticks they sell in Coffee Bean. Oh, liquid orgasm in a tube, that is. Yeah, sounds a bit gross, but that's what honey is. A liquid orgasm. Peanuts are always nice, but very fattening, and like mentioned before, it's not gonna help the washboard abs appear in the least.

Lessee, Evon mentioned something about posting about stuff we couldn't get anymore but are really nice. Hmm. Nano-nano was this really great sweet from Indonesia that they used to sell in Handimart. It dissapeared for about 8 years, no idea why. Must be that Sukarnoputri person that clamped them, or that Habibi guy. Whatever. They're back again, with a commercial and everything on TV. Nice. Spicy bit of sugar, pleasant, but hardly orgasmic. For the bored connoisseur. Choki-choki is rarer now, although it may be because we're all out of primary school where they used to sell those in abundance. Oh. Jelly worms! Nice stuff, but I only like those sold by The Natural. Great Australian brand, uses pure fruit juice and all natural ingredients. All their stuff are nice. Oh, and the green Smarties. Saw them last when I was 8. They were filled with this green chocolate, really great. Can't find them anymore. There are a few rarer things, but none I really fancied much. Like those ice sticks those bus guys used to sell for 40 sen a stick. Cheapass ripoffs. Cheating small kids of their hard-begged pocket change.

Hmm. That's all I can think of. Wait. Just wanted to ask, anyone care if I did a little party? I though I should have had one for birthday, in retrospect, seeing how well it finally turned out. Also, I think Veevs is going off soon. Not sure. Also, I thought you guys might like to meet Evon. Is that okay with you, baby? Hell, I'm just real bored, and whatnot, and I want to do one. Only thing is I don't want to have it in my place, cuz I live here and I get bored of the venue quickly. I was thinking in Veevs' place, mwahaha. Oh, menu menu. Not sure. To be confirmed. Mehness.

Jin out.

bloody upset...

I'm bloody upset right now. Yeah. At you people. I kinda hate no feedback. I really hate no feedback. I really feel extremely ostracized right now. Yes, thank you very much people.

Went to Taylor's just now, Zhao was there playing Magic, and he didn't bother to tell me. Pissed off a slight bit, but that's fine. Then they went to play DotA. Fuck it. As it is I'm bored enough, now absolute abandonment. No, I don't hold this against people. For long. I usually am not that patient to keep such inconsequential things in my mind. Right now, I just lost interest in continuing this paragraph. Instead, I'm going to take my pants off and sit in my underwear. Hell, might take that off too. Meh. Anything to amuse myself.

I'm a serious attention addict. If I don't get my daily fix, I become seriously uptight. A freaking big defect there. But sometimes I just want to be alone. These two things occur independantly of each other, and in very irregular intervals. So, I get pissed easily when people don't fit my wants at the moment. Meh. Whatever.

I haven't been the most attentive friend lately. Nope. Not to anyone at all. I haven't been caring much about what other people have to say, mostly because they're not exactly saying it. Mostly it's subtle hints and whatnot. Sure, I'm the sensitive gay boy (see below) and whatnot, but don't expect me to act accordingly if you don't tell me what the fuck's on your mind. Like, what the hell? You want something from me? Tell me. I don't play silly games, especially since my guesses are wrong quite often. And people get pissed when they're wrong. I guess I'm just in the need of some good loving. Ah. Whatever.

Haven't been seeing much of Evon, or hearing much of her at all for that matter. In fact, she hasn't been thinking much of me at all, from what she posted lately, lolz. I suspect greatly that she might run of with her first love, leaving me standing there with a dazed look and Cadbury wrapper in my hands. Oh well, as long as she's having fun, she can go break my heart into a million pieces and trample them into the mud, lolz. Not as if everyone else hasn't been doing that all along.

I've read a very interesting piece of literature lately. It wasn't meant as such, more accurately an assignment. Written as a short story, it tells the basic lifestory of a friend of mine, and why he's as 'fucked up' as he is now. Seriously, you'd think it was fiction reading it. You want to see it you'll have to ask him. At any rate, his writing style reminds me a lot of mine. At least where stories are concerned. Few people, if any, introduce the idea behind a paragraph before writing what the event was. It's a bit disruptive to the nOOb reader, but to more experienced readers, it's good reading, very intriguing and attention grabbing. Note while I say our writing styles are similar, it does not mean my actual writing is any better. His is a whole lot more better reading than mine will cause a second glance. Like, fuck it.

Note also the serious lack of anything interesting to write. I suppose I'll take away the counter. It's pointless if at all useful. Ah, fuck it.

Jin out.

jealousy...

I am a bloody jealous bitch, I am. Purely and truly. Let's see how, shall we?

First of all, the tangible, although generally unmeasurable aspects. We will start of with money a.k.a. material possessions. I just hate it when people have expensive stuff I don't. True, I don't always need/want/know of the things that they have, I just generally begrudge people the ability to possess anything that might slightly challenge me financially, even though I might never ever find a use for the fucking thing. Like, somehow I want to possess all the cards I see at DeCards, even though I know I will never use more than a handful of them. Ever. Likewise, I seriously begrudge people their expsensive computers, even though I know that I have no reason to be needing such sophisticated machines, least of all because I got no games to play. I also begrudge people the ability to go to expensive coffee places. To be balanced, I've taken to doing some of that stuff, though honestly speaking I do not have the constant financial means to do so. And additionally, I do not possess the style to do it well.

I hate good looking people as much as I like looking at them. Yes, here's a secret. Guys oogle at other guys too, but not usually out of lust or anything, more because of potential competition. Yeah. We look at the other guys' butts, chests, err, packages? Face and hair are also under scrutiny, though you would be hard pressed to find many straight guys that will admit to this. Too much pride. Hmm. Well, I suppose in this case I'm not alone. But it is a bit unusual given it's me. Usually I don't think much of other people, as I usually see the general public to be below me, but ever since the Transformation, hmm. Becoming normal? Perhaps, but what is normal? Incidentally, the first time I did this quiz I got this:


You're A Yaoi Boi (Gay Boy)!Sensitive and caring, you just want some boyXboy
love! Is that too much to ask?

What Type Of Anime Character Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

Hmm, says tons about my sexuality, doesn't it? Amazingness.

I hate it when peopl e are smarter than me. I know this is rare (mwahahaha), but I hate it when that happens. I like it when they are on the same level, because that way we can interact, and God knows I like interaction, even though I'm basically a loner. I like it when they're lower, cuz it reminds me that I'm not as inferior as I usually perceive I am. So yeah, I really hate it having anyone slightly superior to me. Meaning, that they are overall just better at whatever is being measured. If they have anything slightly less than me, I'm fine, even though they may overall average higher. That much I don't care.

I hate people who preach to me. This is not jealousy. This is a plain fact. Whatever their reason for doing it, they're annoying me. And as everyone knows, the world revolves around me. So, I shouldn't really care too much about how anyone else feels, IF I'm being annoyed. Do not ask me to worry about how other people will feel if you insist on annoying me. Very few people have been given the priveledge to freely engage in this less than wholesome annoying of Jin. He may not be the same as he was, but he's still bloody arrogant and self centered, so watch out.

Read one of Xiaxue's posts. The belated Christmas ones. Although I generally think her posts are just funny without much brain behind them, I must say I agree in part with her statements. Christians do tend to be overbearing. Actually, not all. But those that are overbearing are most obviously so. I hate persistent people because they're annoying. I hate self righteous people because they usually come out with some silly reason/excuse for their behaviour. Like what I'm doing now. Yes, I'm overbearing and self righteous, but hell, I don't go around doing it in the name of religion or faith. If I'm doing it it's because it's one of my personal defects. Not because some old guy in a pointy hat told me to, or because this guy that stands behind a wooden box that holds the mike told me to. No one tells me to do anything. They merely suggest. I decide if it's worth my time to do so. And chasing people away from your faith with your overbearing nature while trying to bring them in is saddening. Especially since I assume I'm a Christian too. Whatever. Go read the comments on that post if you want to see the whole argument on it. Some of them are real offensive, so watch out.

Okay, I basically want to be rich, smart, good looking and a nice personality to boot. I have a slight possibility of achieving the first two, and am well on doing it. The other two, are a distinct remote possibility that the getting of them are quite pointless. Face it, I may be smart and rich, and possibly physically strong, but I'll be the butt ugly asshole I always was. That's a fact, no matter how much I choose to delude myself. True, selling my soul might be a quick avenue, but nope. Not going too. My soul is too unique to trade for something everyone else already has. It's like letting go of a Beta mint Black Lotus for a whole crap pile of Beta Lands, just because the lands are around longer. That's freaking dumb. Like, if you want my soul, you well as hell better give me a better trade, and knowing me, the offer is kinda unlikely. Mwahaha. And if you lie, the deal is off. Simple. I bore myself. Ending transmission.

Jin out.

it's a holi, holiday...

It's ironic, ain't it? Like, we always complain that there's not enough to do during the holiday, and when it's around, there never seems to be enough to do. Well, I'm smack in the middle of a month long holiday. And so far, it's been full of redundant activities. True enough, it's been like random things, waking up late and the like. It's an amazing case of Jin becoming like an average teenager. Wowness.

I must say, it has been more interesting now that I've lost all ability to write humourously at all. Obviously, it's not been funny reading this blog, cuz I've yet to hear anyone laugh. But then again, I suppose my readers tend to have higher level tastes and don't get easily humoured. Good to know. At least now I know for certain I'll have to make perverted comments on how my balls are the size of coconuts, only larger, or how someone else's tits look weird. Oh, relief indeed. No more beating around the Bush. Yeah, we'll just take a direct whack at good at Dubya, instead of smacking the ground around him.

Il Divo certainly is going on very well as a Spanish singing group. All the more motivation to learn Spanish. Then I'll be a atractiva desmoldador masculino. Yeah. That would help, lolz. On the other hand, I could also be an el pez débil dirigió imbécil. Hmm. Making fun of yourself in a language not spoken by your general readership is amusing me greatly. Laughing, I am. Mwahaha.

On another note, Kim will be back today. Or should be back by now. Only reason why I'm not in the airport right now is because it's not nice to impose on family. And she'll feel obligated to amuse us somehow, lolz. Good thing I have common sense and a good dose of sloth. Mwahahaha.

Meh. I doubt I've amused you people much. There's only one way a blog can attract readers. Be either consistently serious, or consistenly funny, or a good balance between the two. I've been neither. Oh well. I amuse myself. Fuck y'all. Lolz.

Jin out.

another slump...

Haven't been talking much with Evon lately. Hardly been communicating, by normal standards. Maybe it's cuz she just restarted school. At any rate, I can see that she's really busy right now, so I suppose it's a good sign that she doesn't get too distracted by this. Just thinking about her makes me feel a bit lonesome. The funny thing is, back when college was still on, and Form 6 started rolling, we seemed to be SMSing a lot. Maybe it's because Form 6 usually don't start till 3 months before STPM? Who knows? Lolz.

Kenny Sia is right. Malaysian blogs do tend to be too serious, and take everything so seriously. Maybe I should absolutely change the tone of this blog, and poke more fun at myself. Maybe I should do what he does, lots of cam-whoring. That seems to be fun, and people appreciate your writing a whole lot better. As it is, few enough people come here, and most don't leave comments, so I seriously wonder how many people have actually been here, read anything at all, for that matter. Sigh. Such a serious tone. Anyways, I will probably be turning this blog around. This will be written for your amusement. Does that sound nice?

Right now I'll be taking suggestions for the next post. What would you people like to read about? Movie reviews? Food reviews? Meh. I think I might be getting desperate, lolz. Whatever-ness.

Jin out.

why am i a fucking fruit???

Congratulations Jin Goh, you are...

'PoiPoi' Apple Lim of verypoisonouslady.blogspot.com

You look like a stereotypical bimbo outside but its a different story inside. You're a nice, simple, proud and straightforward person who believes what you're doing is right. You don't change people, and you love them for who they are. Your primary goal in life is to be happy, next to being pretty. You have your detractors but you don't let them bring you down. You go out of your way to help others out even before they ask, and for that they love you.

Which Singaporean Blogger Are You?

would ya like to take a survey?

1. How often do you clean yourself each day (showers, baths, the like)?

2. Have you ever worn running pants for a reason other than running?

3. Do you own any boots?

4. How many musical instruments can you play?

5. How big is your ego?

6. Have you eaten an orange in the past 12 hours?

7. How about chocolate?

8. When was the last time you had a naughty thought?

9. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. What do you do that applies to that rule?

10. Ever had a peach melba?

11. Ever been caught with your pants down?

12. How many songs do you have on your playlist now?

13. Ever pissed in your pants?

14. Ever kissed and told?

15. I always...

16. I never...

17. I sometimes...

18. If a lion was chewing on your butt, what would you do?

19. Ever painted a house?

20. Why are you even here?

Jin out.