Sunday, November 26, 2006

diets...

Dammit. My bed just collapsed under my weight. That seals the deal. I'm fat.

Time to go on Liberace's watermelon diet. Bleh.

5 comments:

MrBunnyBan said...

Why settle for watermelons when you can have donuts! Or catapults. That would work too.

Anonymous said...

Someone's brain is fried from the heat.

Meanwhile, that sounds more like dodgy workmanship, or maybe you should have gotten rid of that racecar-shaped bed when you were about 12 or so.. :)

savante said...

Don't listen to those two extremely thin boys.

What watermelon diet? Does it work?

quicksilverlining said...

skinny people don't talk lah!

erm, apparently, when liberace was dying of aids and whatnot, his publicist claimed the weight loss was due to a watermelon diet.

Anonymous said...

Dude. U should lose some weight, for heaven sake!