room...

I think I must be one of the worst bloggers around. I didn't take a before picture. Gah. ANYWAY, today, taking full advantage of the presence of a usable car (and Dad's wallet), I completed a bit of desk remodelling. Just take my word for it, it was a junk heap with stuff all over it. Now:


Initially I only had one of those box-drawers you see as the bottom props. Added another one, and a pair of those other box-drawers on the second tier, four planks and some rope, and voila! Also, I took a small wooden dowel, trussed it up like some roast pig, and used it as an accessory rack. I stuck some random doodles I made around, since I can't afford proper art. It's so perfect, it's gay. Ahahahahaha!

Tomorrow, it's going to see the apartment in Dandenong.

the trip so far...

And we'll be back with more!

surprise birthdays...

Forever 18!

"Lookit me!"-Cheryl

"Who said anything about sharing?" - Ray

Louga, a balder Lee Hom.

"Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh..."

"Oops. Bwahahahaha!"

"Hurh?" - Aveen

Everybody in da house!!! Quite literally.

Goyang Kaki King.

Grin! - Charlene

Happy 24th, Yu Mei.

sometimes leh...

INSTRUCTIONS:
Copy this whole list into your journal. Bold the things that are true about you. Italic the things that you are unsure or partly true or wish was true. Whatever you don't bold is false.

THE QUIZ:

1) I miss somebody right now. (Aiyo, it's so hard when you have no one in particular to miss.)
2) I don't watch much TV these days. (I don't understand Aussie telly.)
3) I love olives.
4) I love sleeping. (Irrelevant statement.)
5) I own lots of books.
6) I wear glasses or contact lenses.
7) I love to play video games. (Oi, jantan leh.)
8) I've tried marijuana. (It sounds like some Spanish chick's name, really. Mary Juana.)
9) I've watched porn movies. (Would ya believe by accident?)
10) I have been in a threesome. (That WOULD be interesting.)
11) I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (You're not a psycho-ex, right? Right?)
12) I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (I can and do lie to get my way, you know.)
13) I have acne free skin. (It USED to be true. Sigh.)
14) I like and respect Al Sharpton. (What?)
15) I curse frequently. (Because life's never straight.)
16) I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Who knows?)
17) I have a hobby. (Only ONE?)
18) I've been told I have a nice butt. (Does it count if your face looks like your butt?)
19) I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (I used to carry a blade everywhere.)
20) I'm really, really smart. (Relative to a mental retard, yes.)
21) I've broken someone's bones. (I don't recall.)
22) I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Yes, I actually considered wearing pink once.)
23) I hate the rain. (How can anyone hate the rain?)
24) I'm paranoid at times. (Never. All my suspicions are justified.)
25) I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar free. (We all could do with a little improvement, or in my case, a lot.)
26) I need money right now. (The more the merrier!)
27) I love sushi. (Yech.)
28) I talk really, really fast. (It's actually that other people listen really really slow.)
29) I have fresh breath in the morning. (I don't know, really.)
30) I have semi-long hair.
31) I have lost money in Las Vegas.
32) I have at least one brother and/or one sister.
33) I was born in a country outside of the US. (The US is not the world, dahling.)
34) I shave my legs. (I did consider it once, then I realized I didn't have much to shave off anyway.)
35) I have a twin. (The world wouldn't be big enough.)
36) I have worn fake hair/nails/eyelashes in the past.
37) I couldn't survive without Caller ID.
38) I like the way that I look. (When I'm high on chocolate.)
39) I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (I lie on a regular basis. Tuh.)
40) I know how to do cornrows. (Why the hell would you want CORNROWS?!)
41) I am usually pessimistic. (Call me realistic.)
42) I have mood swings. (PMS has nothing on me.)
43) I think prostitution should be legalized. (Because I wanna be a pimp! Wahahahaha!)
44) I think Britney Spears is hot. (I'm trying hard not to hurl right now.)
45) I have cheated on a significant other in the past. (Meaning at card games? Nope.)
46) I have a hidden talent. (Yup, I know how to hide!)
47) I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (I suppose that simulated highs count?)
48) I think that I'm popular. (Then I noticed that they're only crowding around my notes.)
49) I am currently single. (Very. Alone.)
50) I have kissed someone of the same sex. (It WOULD be interesting, don't you think?)
51) I enjoy talking on the phone. (Not really, no.)
52) I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (I REFUSE to wear sweatpants.)
53) I love to shop. (New stuff. Ahhh...)
54) I would rather shop than eat! (Of course.)
55) I would classify myself as ghetto. (Huh?)
56) I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders. (There was nowhere else to put it.)
57) I'm obsessed with my xanga. (Xanga is so passe, dahling. Blogspot's all the rage now.)
58) I don't hate anyone. (Hahahaha. What a joke.)
59) I'm a pretty good dancer. (When no one's looking, that is.)
60) I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington. (Who gives a dying duck?)
61) I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Mom doesn't like hanging out with me anyway.)
62) I have a cell phone. (Oooo, amazing.)
63) I hate my girlfriends' ex-boyfriends. (Wouldn't know, really.)
64) I watch MTV on a daily basis. (What do you take me for, a vegetable?)
65) I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Never been drunk.)
66) I love drama. (Only because real life sucks.)
67) I have never been in a real relationship before.
68) I've rejected someone before. ("That is a pitiful excuse for an article! Now git!")
69) I currently have a crush on someone. (If it was worded I have CRUSHED someone, that would be kinda true.)
70) I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I wanna have fun then die. Simple.)
71) I want to have children in the future. (Ack, no. Never.)
72) I have changed a diaper before. (I didn't like it then, don't like it now.)
73) I've had the cops called on me before. (People usually don't live long enough to do that. Wahahahha!)
74) I bite my nails. (Ewww...)
75) I am a member of the Tom Green fan club. (Hah?)
76) I'm not allergic to anything. (I'm very allergic to work.)
77) I have a lot to learn. (About how they find potatoes that resemble people.)
78) I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger than me. (I admit, it would be extremely fascinating.)
79) I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie. (What a stupid name. Ice Cube. Hah.)
80) I am very shy around the opposite sex sometimes. (I've been accused of being flirty, though.)
81) I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (If the connection holds.)
82) I have at least 5 away messages saved.
83) I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Eaten bread before? There you go.)
84) I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past. (What would be defined as a move, eh?)
85) I own the "South Park" movie. (South Park? Wuzzat?)
86) I have avoided assignments at work to be on Blogger. (Naturally.)
87) When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbour or chum. (I played a very primitive version of D&D with my neighbour.)
88) I enjoy some country music. (Some being the operative word.)
89) I love my best friends. (I could hardly hate them, no?)
90) I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza. (I don't think I've come across an orgasmic pizza.)
91) I watch soap operas whenever I can. (Because they're ridiculously hilarious. Especially the tragedy parts.)
92) I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist. (Usually when other people LEAST require it.)
93) I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (How would you do that?)
94) I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all. (Scandal? I thought they were fairly normal, actually.)
95) I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story". (What?)
96) Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (No idea.)
97) I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. (Someone said Spongebob was "promoting the homosexual agenda." That makes me love him even more!)
98) I have dated a close friend's ex. (Err, don't have much dating history.)
99) I'm happy as of this moment. (Nope. If I was I wouldn't be doing this.)
100) I have wet dreams. (Surprisingly, no. Nothing remotely close to that in fact.)

Okay, as of now, my parents should be over by tomorrow. Whee.

no offense, but...

I can't bloody stand it when people say that.

"No offense, but although I hate gay people, I fully support both of you!"

What the hell is that supposed to mean? If you're afraid of offending people, then don't fucking SAY anything! Or if you HAVE to get your point across, and you KNOW that you'll offend them, take the fucking risk! Otherwise, why fucking bother!? If you have no guts to say something because you're afraid people are going to be sensitive about it, then too bad. Shut the hell up and crawl under a rock.

If you ask me, it's even more offensive to say "no offense" when you're making a statement. You already KNOW you're going to offend me with your offensive statement, and then you go ahead and say it. What does it say about your consideration, huh? Just because you mouth some meaningless words means it will take the edge of the vitriol? I think fucking NOT!

At least, don't say that "no offense" thing if you DO know you're gonna be offensive. Then at least you can plead ignorance and apologize AFTER. It's a whole lot more genuine that way, and at least if you're faking apologetic-ness, it will be a real fake, got it?

Gah, I know people going around saying, "no offense, but your skin is like crap," "no offense, but I think you're going to hell because my fucking religion says so," "no offense, but I fucked your girlfriend last night," "no offense, but your momma's so fat, when she jumped, she got stuck."

If you're planning on being offensive, just fucking get fucked about it and die! Stupid pansies going around pleading leniency are better off writing arias about how anal retentive everyone else is than making a case. If you're not gonna make your point straight, stop wasting my air and get the hell out of here. Die, politically correct people, die!

To all the people who may have been offended by this post, no offense, hey?

suan is old...

Because of our random bohliuness, and the fact that she has many friends she likes to share things with, we gave Suan a random randomness yesterday. This face says it all:


It was a frickin huge group of 17 people. Just putting it simply, it was a slight logistical complication. Kyle and Kian did a quite interesting job of the searching and detaining of Suan's numerous friends. I went along for the ride. Whee.


As is a given when the old Seafield gang is together, we are full of random lack of fillings. Spoons!


This face was too funny not to post. Wahahahaha!


Sometimes, it's not the best thing to be the big guy around. It almost looks like it's MY birthday.


Dessert was pretty interesting, too.


But this was only a precursor. She's getting old tomorrow. Hahahahahaha.

Happy 19th, Suan.

P.S.: Reminder to self. Get that Redken shampoo thing Kian is using.

meem me, why dontcha...

Aiya, okay la. Since you asked. Haiseh.

Four movies I can watch over and over and over:
-The Sound of Music (like, who HASN'T watched it a bajillion times already?)
-My Fair Lady (because of that chocolate song)
-Any of the Lord of the Rings bits
-Hmm, not really sure after this point. I'm really not that intererested in movies.

Four places I’ve lived:
-Someplace in Sydney, New South Wales, Australia. You tend to not have time remembering things when you're learning to walk.
-Taman Tun Dr Ismail, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.
-Subang Jaya, Selangor Malaysia.
-Clayton, Victoria, Australia. Waddya know, sandwich fillings!

Four books i recommend to everyone:
-Book of cake recipes.
-Book of Chinese recipes.
-Book of roasting methods.
-Buku roti. Hahahahahaha!

Four of my favourite dishes:
-Pepper soup!
-Black pepper anything.
-Roast chicken, drowned in peri peri. Wahah, droolsome.
-Spaghetti bolognaise, especially when me or mom does the sauce. Wahooh.

Four sites I visit daily:
-quicksilverlining. All my links are here what!
-thestar.com.my. Only to see if I'm another 50 pop richer. And to laugh at ridiculous polictics.
-Google.com. That's my homepage.
-VelvetUnderworld. Because there always seems to be something going on there, though with lessening frequency. What's up, Lou?

Four places I’d rather be right now:
-In a mamak.
-In the shower.
-In a cinema watching some random show.
-Back at home, where there always seems to be something edible lying around.

Four bloggers I am tagging:
-Kimmeth.
-Liz.
-Yorsh.
-Silentside.