everybody knows...

... shit happens.

Taoism - if you understand shit, it isn't shit

Hinduism - this shit happened before

Confucianism - Confucius say "shit happens"

Buddhism - shit will happen to you again

Zen - what is the sound of shit happening?

Islam - if shit happens it is the will of Allah

Sikhism - leave our shit alone

Jehova's Witness - knock knock shit happens

Atheism - i don't believe this shit

Agnosticism - can you prove that shit happens?

Catholicism - if shit happens, you deserve it

Protestantism -shit happens, amen to that

Judaism - why does shit always happen to us?

Televangelism - send money or shit will happen to you

Rastafarianism - let's smoke this shit

Hare Krishna - shit happens rama rama

Nation of Islam - don't take no shit

New Age - visualize shit happening

Shintoism - you inherit the shit of your ancestors

Hedonism - i love it when shit happens

Satanism - sneppah tihs

Capitalism - this is MY shit

Feminism - men are shit

Existentialism - what is shit, anyway?

Scientology - if shit happens see Dianetics p.137

Mormonism - excrement happens (don't say shit)

Baptism - we'll wash the shit right off you

Mysticism - this is really weird shit

Voodoo - shit doesn't just happen, we made it happen

Mysticism - this is really weird shit

Disneyism - bad shit doesn't happen here

Communism - let's share the shit

Marxism - you have nothing to lose but your shit

Conspiracy theorism - THEY shit on us

Psycho-analysis - tell me about your shit

Darwinism - survival of the shittiest

Amish - modern shit is useless

Suicidal - i've had enough of this shit

Optimism - shit won't happen to me

Trekism - to boldly shit where no-one has shit before

Shakespearean - to shit or not to shit, that is the question

Descartes - i shit therefore i am

Freud - shit is a phallic symbol

Lawyers - for enough money, i can get you out of shit

Acupuncturist - hold still or this will hurt like shit

Dog - i just shit in your shoe

Cat - dogs are shit

Mouse - oh shit, a cat

Politically correct - internally processed, nutritionally-drained biological output happens

Einstein - shit is relative

Family gathering - relatives are shit

Materialism - whoever dies with the most shit wins

Vegetarianism - if it happens to shit, don't eat it

Fatalism - oh shit, it's going to happen

Environmentalism - shit is biodegradable

Americanism - who gives a shit?

Statistician - shit is 84.7% likely to happen

Hip-hop - motherfuck this shiznit, beeatch!

Tantrism - fuck this shit

Cynicism - we are all full of shit

Surrealism -fish happens

Wicca - you can make shit happen but shit will happen to you three times

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